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Pork Etiquette

by Baked Shrimp

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1.
Hair lifts from your arms And you can feel it in your feet You can tell me to stop moving But you still can't stop the beat Stress is relieved And all your daily grieves Nothing's gonna stop you No one's judging what you eat 'cause once in a while We all feel we have sinned But all that's gonna be alright 'cause all the lovin's in the meat Tears fade away And the salt that's in your tears Drops onto your plate And adds to your tasty meal Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork! Pork! Pork! Pork! It's the point in the night Where it's time to move your feet Everybody's dancing But you still can't stop the beat Crumbs move aside You don't belong on this wild ride If you cannot see it Maybe it's time you take a seat The plate goes in the trash That dinner was a blast Perhaps we'll come back again And really bring the heat 'cause it's fun to make noise When it's dinner with the boys Proper manners go long ways When you're chewing on the meat Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork! Pork! Pork! Pork! ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
2.
I'm a man of my word someone who most can trust And can always be forbearing Every penny I've earned has gone to heal Others open wounds And when the stitches all sealed then I don't mind To treat myself to a little pudding But it's mostly cause I need to live a little too And even in the darkest days When there is no heat or lava And you can glide through the center of the earth I've been told to smile Even when I'm angry And little did I know that it's true Even though I keep my eyes open I still see black and blue All we can do is be sheep And if it's not stopping soon Then perhaps I'll grab a drink 'cause in the long haul the night brings out the moon The night brings out the moon A day goes by or a year or two And I still hear voices chanting It's not a breeze to appease the whole herd When there's millions of others hiding And I can count off the top of my head To numbers numbers higher If I'm free then when the cattle roam the ranch Are they as free as I am? And even in the darkest days When there is no heat or lava And you can glide through the center of the earth I've been told to smile Even when I'm angry And little did I know that it's true Even though I keep my eyes open I still see black and blue All we can do is be sheep And if it's not stopping soon Then perhaps I'll grab a drink 'cause in the long haul the night brings out the moon The night brings out the moon Even though I keep my eyes open I still see black and blue All we can do is be sheep And if it's not stopping soon Then perhaps I'll grab a drink 'cause in the long haul the night brings out the moon Even though I keep my eyes open I still see black and blue All we can do is be sheep And if it's not stopping soon Then perhaps I'll grab a drink 'cause in the long haul the night brings out the moon 'cause in the long haul the night brings out the moon 'cause in the long haul the night brings out the moon ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
3.
Numpty 05:51
I’m feeling pretty numpty as I walk in the shop I’m feeling pretty dizzy like I might cave in and drop I’m playing with fire but I can’t complain Because I would rather refrain From staring at Queens from the dirty old window of a fast moving train I’d never spill my soup in the parking lot But other people out there haven’t given much thought To the burdens that they spit out on to the street On to the people that they don’t meet But they’re cruising back to Jersey in that red Ford Taurus when their soup isn’t tasting so sweet Does it really matter? When you don’t care what you do Someone else’s ladder has Fallen under your shoe Are you feeling numpty now That conduct isn’t key Is your head so deep in a cavern That you just can’t see Are you looking out your window cos you think someone’s there? Did a little rattle shake you and tug at all of the hairs? That like to stand up when you don’t feel right, that make you shudder in the middle of the night well the person that you’re staring at smiles and waves and he says that no ones there. Does it really matter? When you don’t care what you do Someone else’s ladder has Fallen under your shoe Are you feeling numpty now That conduct isn’t key Is your head so deep in a cavern That you just can’t see Does it really matter? When you don’t care what you do Someone else’s ladder has Fallen under your shoe Are you feeling numpty now That conduct isn’t key Is your head so deep in a cavern That you just can’t see Are you feeling numpty now That conduct isn’t key Is your head so deep in a cavern That you just can’t see ©℗ Scott Reill 2022
4.
Yesterday I went strolling strolling through the peaceful streets Looking just find a spot where I can rest my feet Maybe just a cold one or anywhere with a seat Perhaps I may even grab a bite to eat A stranger he approached me he asked for my autograph I couldn't seem to find a pen and I started to laugh If that doesn't make your day I sure don't know what can All I did was shrug it off and left It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me Waiting for the subway standing away from the rail Then I hear a loud shriek claim "Hey!" isn't that dale Like hungry dogs they pile around me my vision goes blind The train just couldn't make it on time I don't have an answer for this question or that Not sure who spread that one cause it's not a fact I must be on my way now please I have no time No time to live this famous life of mine It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me I fall down hard In this life there's pictures all around I don't know where to start Every silence just turns into a louder sound It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me Paparazzi takes pictures of me Paparazzi takes pictures of me Paparazzi takes pictures of me ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
5.
Ollie Blu 07:01
Ol' Ollie Blu Couldn't see what's in front of him Wasn't meant for a zoo One long hard of a life he lived His condition comes from a gene sort of speak A ghastly looking devil indeed The farmer has no use for a boar with a vision far worse than it's breed With a vision far worse than it's breed With a vision far worse than it's breed With a vision far worse than it's breed With a vision far worse than it's breed If you look past the eyes Take out the mouth There's still that plump ol' boar You can enjoy with a stout Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Ol' Ollie Blu Made it through the night on his own Under heavy pursuit but he's as thick as a stone The farmer needs his greens or even a meal just to feel alright I'll get you one day Ollie you can run but you can't hide You can run but you can't hide You can run but you can't hide You can run but you can't hide You can run but you can't hide It won't be long I'll get you one day Ollie For how far can you run before your toasted by the sun Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye Run Ollie run Ollie's running for his life And the farmer's gonna catch him For that plump ol' boar was born without an eye ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
6.
Cannabis Bob 04:20
When it's midnight mornin' you ain't ready yet for snorin' You're gonna call Cannabis Bob When you need to take the edge off got yourself a rough cough You're gonna call Cannabis Bob When you're low on your veggies and you need your green spaghetti There's only one person at the top He's standing on the corner with his knee brace supporter Waiting for you to call Cannabis Bob He's a grower not a shower what's he's growing isn't corn on the cob He's got an ugly laceration and he's only known as Cannabis Bob He's a grower not a shower what's he's growing isn't corn on the cob He's got an ugly laceration and he's only known as Cannabis Bob Cannabis Bob Cannabis Bob Cannabis Cannabis Bob Cannabis Bob Cannabis Bob Cannabis ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
7.
Burden Song 05:34
I was born in a little town at the edge of Illinois Two good folks who fed me well and raised a proper boy A simple life with simple needs just an acre farm and calf to feed But little did I know what was next Took my life away from a ripe young age I know I know the burden song Never had to bills to pay Never reached the marriage I know I know the burden song Friends from near and far shared my last night on the town Had a couple of drinks only smiles all around Reflecting on the better days times when life was just a game But hours passed and eventually it was time to say goodnight Boarded the one way plane A ticket to a foreign place I know I know the burden song No more comfy shirt Just clothes to be worn in dirt I know I know the burden song Well I was brought to be a child who was brought to be a man Not brought to be a soldier fighting wars as far as Japan And a child that's brought from lovin' knows only how to love So when the man's told to do a killin', love is all he's thinking of I would write home twice a day Thinking that I might be saved But help was never on the way If I had the will to breathe I would get down on my knees and beg To live in peace A random number drawn And in about a month you're gone I know I know the burden song What about those who ach What's the prize for the price they pay I know I Know the burden song I fall down screaming I know that this is the ending Face to face with someone I don't even know A life lead to misery A dried root on the chicory Is all I have for it to show I never met Mary Jane I never kissed in the pouring rain I know I know the burden song I never had a job to do I never saw such a gorgeous view I know I know the burden song Well I was brought to be a child who was brought to be a man Not brought to be a soldier fighting wars as far as Japan And a child that's brought from lovin' knows only how to love So when the man's told to do a killin', love is all he's thinking of Well I was brought to be a child who was brought to be a man Not brought to be a soldier fighting wars as far as Japan And a child that's brought from lovin' knows only how to love So when the man's told to do a killin', love is all he's thinking of ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
8.
Scurry out the window Skip and bounce until you find a way home Fall in and you dip low You dance and dive beneath the foam Nobody made it easy I didn’t get the point when I heard them say That the friends they make are sleazy It troubles me until this day Come on and make it simple and to my feet Kindly cast a key so I can meet The whole entire city 'cause it was shrouded in mystery Now they let me in there I’m making up the rules as I play along But the game has gone to thin air And that has the players feeling wrong So I navigate the tight curves And hope that we’re not heading for a deep end But the pavement won’t allow swerves So I guess we made it to our friends Come on and make it simple and to my feet Kindly cast a key so I can meet The whole entire city 'cause it was shrouded in mystery But I never felt lost Even if I didn’t quite know the way But the line we made has been crossed And we’re wandering until this day Come on and make it simple and to my feet Kindly cast a key so I can meet The whole entire city 'cause it was shrouded in mystery Come on and make it simple and to my feet Kindly cast a key so I can meet The whole entire city 'cause it was shrouded in mystery ©℗ Scott Reill 2022
9.
The Gopher 05:10
Way underground lives the tale of the gopher You hear those sounds inch a little closer Is that fear? You fret about these pests You're not in the clear cause it isn't over yet Way underground the gopher hunts its prey Don't let those cheeks lighten up your day Cause very soon it'll rise above that dirt On the full moon you're always on alert It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher Now it's near the gopher knows your here You're nearly knocked down by the running herd of deer Nowhere to go nowhere to hide there's only fate that's on your side You can make a dash for the hills you won't get too far away The clouds move in then they burst and then they roar The sound of thunder shakes the muddy floor The time is now the gopher storms knocked to your feet down with the worms It's just another day for the gopher and it's prey It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher It'll be all over when you mess with the gopher ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022
10.
Tulu 11:55
Tulu You never have to run when they're after you Tulu You never have to fight when you know kung-fu Voodoo An easy little task you can master in Lulu Meet your new wife don't drink that gin Tulu's the man who's as simple as me Tells all the tales of the birds and the bees He's the old little fella that's rocking his chair Another book to read he won't go anywhere With a fly on his wrist he'll still shoot the shit Splat on the ground he just won't ever quit Tulu Tulu Tulu He should've ran for president he knows a bit Tulu He was born this way he didn't ask for it Emu His wild little pet he doesn't believe in a cage Tutu Everything looks better when you start to age Tulu's the man who's as simple as me Tells all the tales of the birds and the bees He's the old little fella that's rocking his chair Another book to read he won't go anywhere With a fly on his wrist he'll still shoot the shit Splat on the ground he just won't ever quit Tulu Tulu Tulu's the man who's as simple as me Tells all the tales of the birds and the bees He's the old little fella that's rocking his chair Another book to read he won't go anywhere With a fly on his wrist he'll still shoot the shit Splat on the ground he just won't ever quit Tulu Tulu Tulu Tulu They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu) I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go) If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you) For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu) They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu) I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go) If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you) For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu) They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu) I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go) If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you) For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu) They broke the night in clusters and packs (Oh Tulu) I write this away under ground below cracks (Where did you go) If I'm not melting I'm waiting (What did they say, did they hurt you) For someone to take me away from this place (Oh Tulu) So called Hell! ©℗ Jared Cowen 2022

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Pork Etiquette is Baked Shrimp's third studio album, the band's fifth official album, and was released on January 7th, 2022, Baked Shrimp's fifth anniversary.

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released January 7, 2022

Baked Shrimp is:
Jared Cowen - Guitar/Vocals
Scott Reill - Bass/Vocals
Jager Soss - Drums/Vocals

Special Guests:
Nick Rufolo is featured on keyboards, horns, strings, and more on Track #'s 1-2, 4-10.
Michael Rufolo added percussion textures to multiple tracks.
Co-Produced by Nick Rufolo and Michael Rufolo from The Brothers Nylon
Co-Produced by Anthony Cimino at Mojo Music Studio
Co-Produced by Baked Shrimp

Recording Engineer: Michael Rufolo
Recorded at The Brothers Nylon studio in Patchogue, NY

Mixed and Mastered by Anthony Cimino at Mojo Music Studio in Franconia, NH

Album Artwork designed by Scott Reill

©℗ Baked Shrimp 2022
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